It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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