I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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