I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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