i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
