I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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