so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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