Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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