Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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