it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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