And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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