Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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