Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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