belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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