so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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