I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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