What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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