apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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