i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's no shave November. This is our time.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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