aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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