If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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