from now on my penis is your penis
someone owes me an orgasm
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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