I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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