Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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