I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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