Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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