8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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