Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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