i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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