the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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