Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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