I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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