I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
The Olympian is in my bed
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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