And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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