Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
