You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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