Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
my phone needs a breathalizer
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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