So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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