you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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