she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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