What a fucking waste of an outfit
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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