3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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