her vagine was all disorganized.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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