do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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