everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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