it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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