How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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