Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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