Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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