Pappa wants mamma naked
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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