a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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