I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
